WANTED KILLER VEGGIE 5 DOLLA REWURD SAVE THE PLANTS

A blood curddling scream pierces the air as she gnaws on Teddy Gram's left leg. Nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble. Right leg. Munch munch munch munch. Left arm. Crush crush crush. Right arm. Crack crack. Head. Chomp! Teddy's petite torso is all that remains. Motionless on the butcher's table, he never had a chance against the vicious, cannibalistic vegetarian.

Not yet satisfied, she tears open a bag of gummy worms and peaks in at the little buggers. They tentatively eye her back. You guys never had a chance at life, she spits. A long thread of drool bungees from her lip and lands on Wilson the Worm. Right from the beginning, I knew you were destined to fill my hungry belly. She reaches in equipped with claws like a teradactyl. Come to momma.

She murders dozens of living, breathing, photosynthetic plants each and every day. Innocent creatures, they desired nothing but to absorb the sunlight on a sunny Sunday. Charlie the Chive, Petey the Potato, Eleanor the Eggplant... all victims of vegetarianism.

If we don't step in to stop these killers, the following creatures will soon go extinct:
1. Animal Crackers
2. Peeps
3. Juju Bees
7. cAntaloupe
13. Cow Tails
25. Nerds

Twenty five species threatened from a single lifestyle. We need to stop these cereal killers before it's too late. Yes, they even murder cereal. Specifically, Fruity Pebbles. My pet rock would not be happy about that. Rocks have feelings too, ya know! THEY CAN FEEL PAIN. EVEN ASK PETA.